Crewneck Sweatshirt — "The Intelligent Must Not Offend the Stupid" Statement Pullover
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This crewneck sweatshirt carries a quietly sharp statement—"The intelligent must not offend the stupid." It feels like a knowing smirk you wear: calm, a little defiant, and tailored for conversations that start with a raised eyebrow. Soft, mid-weight fabric and a classic cut make it feel familiar right away. Layer it under a jacket for late-night debates, pull it on during slow mornings with coffee, or wear it to a book club where you’d rather listen than shout. The embroidered lettering gives the phrase subtle texture, so it reads as thoughtful rather than loud. Made with ethically sourced cotton and responsibly dyed fabric, it’s built to last through wash cycles and repeated readings. For people who prize sharp wit and understated style, this sweatshirt fits into the wardrobe like a steady companion—ready whenever you are to make a point without shouting.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a smoother look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds stretch
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Embroidery placement options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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